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Peanut Butter & Blueberry - Soft Chew
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Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly does “Human-Grade” mean? Do I have to eat these?
It means our treats are legally classified as edible for humans! They are mixed, rolled, and baked in a certified human-grade facility right here in the USA, using the exact same quality control standards as the food you buy at the grocery store. That said, please don't eat them. Save them for your pup. (Unless you really, really like crunchy peanut butter and blueberry).
Are these good for dogs with sensitive stomachs?
Absolutely. When I first brought Rascal home, he had some serious digestive struggles and straining.That's why I formulated these treats with clean, easily digestible grains like oat flour and barley flour. We also added real sweet potato, which is naturally packed with fiber to keep things moving smoothly. Your carpets can thank us later.
What is the "No Junk" list?
We leave out all the cheap filler junk that major corporations use to stretch their profit margins. You will find zero corn, zero wheat, and zero soy in our kitchen. We also strictly avoid artificial preservatives,fake colors, and chemical additives. If I wouldn't feed it to Rascal, it doesn't cross the threshold.
How long will these treats stay fresh?
Our treats have an official shelf life of18 months because they are baked to a crisp, dry crunch that naturally stays fresh. However, let’s be entirely honest with each other: once your dog realizes what’s inside the bag, they will be aggressively consumed within about 72 hours.
Are these safe for dogs with allergies?
Yes! By completely avoiding corn, wheat, and soy—which are the most common dietary triggers for dogs—our treats are incredibly allergy-friendly. If your dog has a specific, rare allergy, just check out the simple, whole-food ingredient list on our product pages. What you see is exactly what you get.
How fast does shipping text out?
We ship our small-batch treats as fast as our paws can carry them. Orders are typically processed within1-2 business days, so your Chief Tasting Officer won't have to wait long by the window for the mail carrier.